Fake David
Our marble statue expert on ancient medical practices. He's been practicing medicine since the Renaissance, which might explain his outdated advice.
Fake Bobby
Not a real doctor, but plays one on our website. His medical license is about as authentic as his drawn-on stethoscope.
Fake Tommy
Our newest team member! A puppet who claims to have studied at "Stringology University." His medical advice is controlled by invisible hands (literally).