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Meet Your "Healthcare Experts"

Where statues, cartoons, and puppets give questionable health advice!

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Fake David Statue

Fake David

Our marble statue expert on ancient medical practices. He's been practicing medicine since the Renaissance, which might explain his outdated advice.

Fake Bobby Cartoon

Fake Bobby

Not a real doctor, but plays one on our website. His medical license is about as authentic as his drawn-on stethoscope.

Fake Tommy Puppet

Fake Tommy

Our newest team member! A puppet who claims to have studied at "Stringology University." His medical advice is controlled by invisible hands (literally).

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