"Trust me, I'm a statue!"
"I'm clearly labeled FAKE!"
Where statues and cartoons give questionable health advice!
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Our marble statue expert on ancient medical practices. He's been practicing medicine since the Renaissance, which might explain his outdated advice.
Not a real doctor, but plays one on our website. His medical license is about as authentic as his drawn-on stethoscope.